<p>We all know the cliche&#8217;s about country music, but let&#8217;s poke a little fun at em anyway! :-)</p>
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<li>Let&#8217;s start by professin&#8217; our love for animals and sing about our pups. The <a href="http://www.thepiratesofthemississippi.com/index.php?p=home" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Pirates of the Mississippi </a>crooned on about feedin&#8217; their boy Jake if they died, while <a href="http://www.blakeshelton.com/">Blake Shelton</a> tricked an old red bloodhound to get addicted to the dirty in order to get em outta jail.</li>
<li>Where would a country star be without their guitar? Ol&#8217; <a href="http://www.hankjr.com/">Bocephus </a>was definitely a guitar man, and now the kids are doin&#8217; it to&#8230; <a href="http://www.mirandalambert.com/music/">Miranda Lambert</a> sings about her new strings on her first album, Kerosene.</li>
<li>Ah&#8230; but the love of a good woman.. Why <a href="http://www.alanjackson.com/">Alan Jackson</a> goes on and on about a woman&#8217;s love, while <a href="http://www.bradpaisley.com/">Brad Paisley</a> tells us &#8220;she&#8217;s everything&#8221;.</li>
<li>And then, for every woman in love, there&#8217;s got to be a woman scorned! <a href="http://www.dwightyoakam.com/">Dwight&#8217;s</a> got himself an intentional heartache, and who can forget the <a href="http://dixiechicks.com/">Dixie Chick&#8217;s</a> revenge on Earl?</li>
<li>Now to get yourself away from that feminine rage, you&#8217;ve got to have yourself a good truck. In Hillbilly Deluxe, <a href="http://brooksanddunn.com/home/">Brooks and Dunn</a> go on about their pickup truck, and there&#8217;s somethin women like about a pickup man according to <a href="http://joediffie.com/">Joe Diffie</a></li>
<li>In times of panic (like when runnin away from said scorned female) it&#8217;s a good time to go back to your roots&#8230; the place you once called home. <a href="http://rodneyatkins.com/">Rodney Atkins</a> brags &#8220;these are my people&#8221;and <a href="http://buckycovington.musiccitynetworks.com/">Bucky Covington </a>reminisces about a different world.</li>
<li>Eventually you remember why you left in the first place and start dreamin of leavin that place for bigger and better things. The rise to stardom comes complete with a soundtrack. <a href="http://thewreckers.com/">The Wreckers</a> take pride in being one more girl on the stage (even though I counted two) and <a href="http://tobykeith.musiccitynetworks.com/">Toby Kieth&#8217;s </a>got a whole album now of turnin into white trash with money.</li>
<li>And speakin of white trash&#8230; how about that dirty girl, <a href="http://terriclark.com/">Terri Clark</a>? Or our favorite redneck woman, <a href="http://www.gretchenwilson.com/">Gretchen Wilson</a>? Gotta love it when you&#8217;re proud of who ya are!</li>
<li>After a long hard day&#8217;s work, everyone deserves a little party with their friends. <a href="http://www.rascalflatts.com/index2.php?">Rascall Flatts</a> kicks back with me and my gang, while <a href="http://www.sugarlandmusic.com/start.asp">Sugarland&#8217;s</a> down in mississippi and up to no good.</li>
<li>And I&#8217;ll leave this one up to you&#8230; the fans&#8230; what country song stereotype do you think needs to be listed?</li>
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